Doodle or Die

The bodyguard from the Venture Bro.s Eats ice cream in the park while watching a hooker pole dance and shake dat phat booty.

Two droopy pink eyes looking down at the words "saggy tits"

Mysterious pizza

Guy has a hard time pushing a rock down a hill while complaining about the letter B

Swearing kid can't spell waffles even though it's written right there on the goddamn board. Fuck he's so stupid, shitpickle.

Giant sperm threatening to eat tiny man

A lot of purple with a down arrow

New Chain

Rush (the band)

Murrica, drawn like total garbage.

A sleeping mischevious cat

Winnie whacks his meat into the honey pot while eyeing a bee he's fond of.

Pretty pink worm goes out on the town dressed to the nines.

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