Overcrowding in public fruit schools has hit children of citric descent the hardest.

Kiwi ice-cream, New Zealand style.

Suddenly, Option C.

THE AAACE OF SPAAADES. THE AAACE OF SPAAADES.

Mistress Hate looked on proudly as a minor stain on Monica's dress drove her to the depths of universal loathing.

Apathy Man, Screwyface Guy, and Cheerful Spitcurl Dude, the unfortunately easily stoppable quadriplegic crime fighting trio.

Years later, the X-men would look back fondly on the night young Cyclops tripped out on acid.

Nintendo's attempts to repeat the success of the Wii by creating 4th dimensional gameplay left consumers confused by the new controller.

Two sophisticated pieces of shredded wheat appear to have no sense of humor.

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And now, here's Gaylord Seal with today's headlines.

A stylin' monkey showing off the latest in blue sweater fashion from Calvin Chimp.