This bunch of lines doesn't follow your standards

A kid with neatly-combed hair shoots laser beams at his tee shirt, which happens to have a applique of a pile of poop.

I didn't mean to summon this green fire

doodle or die logo. plain and simple

This rollercoaster hasn't been finished yet!!!

A person has been turned into a banana. What an unfortunate circumstance! They request your aid.

mad scientist vs. blacksmith - the battle of the century is about to begin

bananas in pajamas declare everyone gets seven years dungeon

draygon lieks delicious fire gem

The body-less witch enjoys a nice glass of wine on moonlit nights, and long walks on the beach. [Even though she has no legs.]

The science teacher confiscated a dirty magazine. Gosh darn students!

Give the man a high five!