Italian blond mafioso performs waltz with his sparsely-detailed punchghost

Porky Pig (and one of his brethren) checks the ass of a prostrating man. Upon farting, Porky gets closer while thinking "Very nice!"

A man accidentally drops his partner's release key over the edge of his apartment.

Reeling from the unholy flavor of the cursed pop-tart, a brown dog angrily tells a human to never speak to him again.

Floating Head #1 is concerned with Floating Head #2's smoking habit.

A man representing life faces off against an indifferent flying purple people-eater.

A dead pig proclaims its own demise while heartily laughing out loud.

A fleshy eldritch abomination summoned from the ghost of a pretzel. It looks ready to eat your face.

Doodle or Die

"The Fish who Loved Piss", a children's book by Robert Munsch.

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Oh no. I transformed into a foot.

A bird enjoying a fine meal of worms and a glass of chianti.

New Chain

A man sticking his hand in his heart, spilling it all over the stage.

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