Elvis Presley

Pregnant Justin Bieber

Evil Lincoln

Jesus comes back from the dead as Abraham Lincoln.

A coffee mug with two gummy worms printed on it.

The worst house pet.

Basketball

Guy with a lightning scar stabbing a hobo.

Jedi Jesus

Nintendo 64 controller and game cartridge.

A scornful chocolate cake with blue eyes and black hair.

GLaDOS beats up Cortana.