A Homer Simpson peanut suckling up some string.

A sleep deprived man shouting out the improper fraction of 105/05.

Doodle or Die

The Mars landing was some serious shit.

Some sort of urethra, I believe. It may even be a piece of finely sliced salami. It's too early to tell.

A mushy dookie with two thinly painted black strips traversing horizontally across its surface.

A Christmas stocking on the N64.

Doodle or Die

This red shirted son of a gun just beat up three hoodlums with his little toe, and now he's looking at you. There's no time to pray.

A passive purple worm being harassed by two peculiar purple pebbles in a grassy field.

New Chain

Give me some of that good old fashioned stuff.

Le Lenny dong-copter-trap-potato face.

No one is allowed to touch the fabled 26 inch long gummy worm.

Jerry swears he's going to touch the butter, but I don't think he's got what it takes.

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