The wicked witch says to Hansel that she plans to commit sexual crimes against him.

the green crayon cat, is not allowed to bed with his other crayon cat brethren.

Well...It ain't no coca-cola. Random fun fact, before it was illegal coca-cola actually contained cocaine

Confused Ditto is confused.

Carlos, a womanizer, with a beautiful mustache, wishes to steal your woman, every woman, all the womans.

Draw what your heart desires.

Spikes, spike everywhere, his life has come to an end, as he is greeted with millions of spikes.

a fish, by the name of Gm (or possibly Eg) swims into the heavens...or is getting flushed down a toilet, I don't really know.

The sick figure is not free, he has been forced to clean, the detailed mans house, for all of his sad slave life.

Gotta go fast.

Twilight sparkle (Maybe?) Terrorizes the sun

Stick man Successfully took a poop,He is very proud.