INT. Haunted Coffee Shop. NIGHT. Dominic Danger gazes out the window at the full moon. "Damn, another fuckin night of werewolf patrol."

Pregnant ET is telling you the baby is yours.

Smelling the disembodied brain stem, Hammy the Hammerhead inched ever closer.

"My god," she said. "If that's what I think it is, we don't stand a chance."

Freezer without enough room

The pun in Nature Valley's new ad campaign is just about as crummy as you'd expect.

The world's least impressive ski jump.

"Well, I should probably put it back where I found it," reasoned Q-bert, shoving the iPad back into his rectum.

The red spy turned the corner to face his black counterpart. Guns drawn, they locked eyes and prepared for a long standoff.

A man admires his collection of unused, mint-condition Doodle Chains. "Why do I start so many of these?" he wonders.

I'll give you a word and you take it from there: Robozombicorn.

Studying bacteria just wasn't the same without his trusty microscope. Those who stole her from him would surely pay.