The chemical plant not only gave the children born that year abnormally large heads, but led them to believe they were dragons...

Dude I gotta say, I'm really getting tired of these drain pipes laughing at me...

Who ever said spaghetti-haired red heads are the future of the human race was clearly wrong.

Crazy ol' Mad hatter enjoys a good weed smoking with his old rabbit friends

Sometimes girls say a lot of really dumb things. An example to the fore-mentioned theory is "<3 is all you need"

boy I cant wait until I can get out of this atom.

Yo check this out Imma surf over the sun!

OH GOD MY BODY HAS BECOME A HEART

Jake the dog watches you mastubate.

a passive man wants nothing to do with the child that is eating its own eyeball.

Y U NO HAVE SOUL 4 ME TO EAT?

My friend, Mr. Clown, lost within the great rainbow sea.