A pink worm impostor dressed as mario insists that we fire the carrot cannon.

satanic multicolored hoola hoops

a mossy blue boulder on fire

What it would look like if a black question mark came to life and worshiped red hot floating coal

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Link watches in awe as a faceless yellow blob screams out "Mo!" at the sight of its catlike dead companion on the ground

SOMEONE STEPPED ON A MAN IN A WRIGLEY'S GUM STICK COSTUME! THAT BASTARD!

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What you would look like if you found out your whole life, was just a dream. and now you awake to find that in reality, ur a piece of shit

Crying in a fetal position next to a grave saying RIP like a boss.

"I FUCKING HATE BROWN GOLF CLUBS"

mr peanut looking sad and green, probably cause he lost his hat (hes not wearing one), and no longer has any arms or legs

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