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A douchebag with a juicy apple product.

Lightning finally found her supply of crack

The ghost of that stuffed muppet you ran over in your car all those years ago now haunts you forever.

A grown man is brought to tears by the repeated yelling of his bronies.

Veiled criticism towards the US dependence on foreign oil.

A tissue box that never runs out of tissues

The tick ripping a bloody horseshoe out from somewhere

A man screaming as he jumps off a balcony

Magical rainbow fish swimming in a cesspool of dragon shit

A multi-pronged dildo who has negative views about the religion of cobordism.

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