Horses and flags hate war.

George Takei's five star pie shop.

The grand opening of George Takei's pie shop.

The Earth. It belongs to George Takei.

George Takei opens a pie shop.

No! My pretzel!

Edward Scissorhands tries to hold a glass of water.

What is this mud doing all over my paper?

A man hurts his head on fake boobs.

Apparently Tupac is not on the world, but rather on a line-shaped planet elsewhere.

A man points at his nipples and declares them useless.

Two is why.