I remember when I had my first beer.

gonorrhea makes me wanna off my self!

Good thing you omitted the "C". Otherwise it would have been vulgar.

this hurts me here(pointing to my heart).

is she really going out with him?

John Hammmmmmmm

You could never imagine what my parents did to me as a child.

I met him in a swamp down in Degobah where it bubbles all night like a giant carbonated soda... So So So So Soda....

Someone confused the Doodle pad for the Describe panel.

mmm cotton candies! I loves me some cotton candies!

The nastiest pizza exchange ever recorded.

Zelda's lullaby?