a robot is incapable of doing algebra, short circuits, and no longer knows anything. he must be destroyed.

someone peed on that envelope.

howard stern and david spade are transformed into puns.

he obviously got shot in the chest with an arrow for watching one of those sad spca commercials and not donating $$$. f-ing sarah mclachlan.

X marks the spot - the core of the earth holds treasures beyond imagination for the space pirate who can reach it first.

pure gibberish and nonsense!

the purple man has died.

that duck looks like it came out of the hills have eyes. if it even is a duck.

orange people always have huge pencils.

a girl with two strands of hair on her head sails in an empty walnut shell.

A boy fails his test because he has no fingers so his handwriting is illegible.

a fat headless gray man in an inner tube jumps off a purple trampoline and hopes to land on the tasty gumdrop.