The circumference of a moose is the same as the circumference of a pile of shit

A man hides in a bomb shelter from two giant yellow centipedes

A man's poor attempts at spelling

an excellent example of gay pride

A man gazes at the contently off screen beautiful thing...and a tear is in his eye

BAH GAWD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD STUNNER!

A person with a very dark tan, running through sunny meadow

an old man keeps dropping his heart medication

Undertaker and Kane, in a bar sharing brewskies after a hard day of kicking ass in the ring