Derpy dingo derps down.

If you love socialism so much, why don't you marry it?

See Spot. See spot eat. Eat, spot, eat. Spot ate shrooms. Trip, spot, trip.

Epic waffles.

Everyone knows you don't put ketchup on a Chicago-style hot dog!

The pilsbury dough boy lies in a pool of jelly-like blood (or is it blood-like jelly) on the side of the road.

Let's all salute the flag of a tiny, little-known nation.

I'm so mad at my lazy car that refuses to start and just lies about on the pavement.

One of the cop-robots from Fallout is lost in a forest filled with vine-covered trees.

A frog tries to pay his tithe in British pounds, but the Catholic church tells him to fuck off.

The newest search engine is "The Question." Its mascot is an anthropomorphic rendition of the words, "the question."

Chuckie from Rugrats is banned from the premises.