I can make miracles happen in your pants.

ALL THE GAY!

I really can't read cursive at all.

Obey the hypno toad

Fucking raccoons burn down a fucking orphanage.

A blue cloud saying hello to everyone.

Draw anything using black, yellow, and orange.

Homestuck or something.

Bad ass mother fucking broccoli.

Lies. All of them.

I'M GOING IN DRY!

A beautiful gray woman.