Miniscule water bottle on skin is furious at his diminutive stature.

Upset female interviews a sleeping cat about its profession.

Actor soaring across night-black backdrop in an astronaut superhero costume failes to realize his right foot is on fire.

The fundamental laws of physics are violated; matter in the form of youthful equestrian mammals springs forth from nothingness.

Santa Claus, trapped in the middle of a vast desert, turns towards Sinai and begs God for deliverance.

"Please, no... I'll use my own knife..."

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Brotherly love. A forlorn MC Escher wistfully looks on.

An endlessly capricious Christopher Hitchens looks on at the world... and whispers, "No."

Lactating redhead at her daily morning yoga session.

Wealthy, attractive heiress meticulously plans her next brutal murder in secrecy.

Electricity gun; gross limb deformity; earthquake