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Hillary Clinton falling love with a telephone pole

One banana is mad. The other banana is shocked.

Chuck Norris kicks a school bus, causing it to catch fire

Doodle or Die

Obama is not a sinner, especially when avoiding adultery with Ranch dressing and Jesus

Two bright yellow stars just murdered a poor man. His blood is stained on their star skin. A grieving bird sits in the corner

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The hardest decision you've ever made

Stupid furries

My girlfriend being sly as fuck when she turns me down for sex.

A black penguin browsing the internet. He is amazed to find pornography on every page.

Cat on a box

A skull and pencil bones

A very cute Charmander flashing me his ass. (I like his backside, but that does not need to be mentioned in the drawing).

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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