You think you are being intimidating my screaming at my face, but I only laugh at you and your stupid tongue. I hope you bite it.

A white oval on a black background. The colors are inverted.

New Chain

Cow nipples

New Chain

Mr. Mast, a pedophile, is peeking in the boys' locker room.

Doodle or Die

A well drawn wizard laughs while laying on his small couch (perhaps due to a spell gone awry). He is pondering the existence of shark tits.

A black midget has fucking had it with a glass bottle, and smashed its ass. Not even glue can save it now.

A green critter so small, one almost needs a magnifying glass to find him. He is more elusive than Waldo

Blue ghost is ready to surprise-sex Pacman in his sleep. He is going to get his friends to join him.

~Who stole the human from the human jar?~

Fancy calligraphy of a Z

A sentient pencil questions why a bathtub has a needle in it

What's a Narooto

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