Grammophone confirms Nietzsche's suspicion: Cod is dead

The quadruple amputeed samurai spider uses excessive force to defeat his ant nemesis.

Suicide by head laceration.

Greetings, mushrooms, and welcome to my vegetable dojo! I'm sensei broccoli.

Inigo motherfucking Montoya.

A man with a broken neck, doomed to stare at his own shoes for the rest of his life, throws up his arms in frustration.

A scarf floating in the wind on a snowy afternoon. Also, the sky is green.

A dejected Dawkins discovers that not only is there a god, but he is a frog.

The three blue worms might be having an awesome threesome, but the censors won't let us watch it.

Oranges make the best bowling balls.

This blond man is angry and stoned as fuck.

An insecure man has just discovered that he is transgender and is excited to start his/her new life and (female) identity. Yay!