God is a man with a butt for a chest. He just created a new man with this chest. The sun is getting too old for this.

Burning corn stalks to make popcorn because that's what spacemen do best.

Death over communism!

After death, there is only energy. You are a part of this energy now. Embrace the void you are in now.

Oh no! I stabbed my brother! ... I just realized his hands are very soft, and I quite like it.

The Doritos have been shrunk to an atomic level and have mixed reactions about this.

A man walks his pet rock and neither of them is having fun.

Thomas the Train offends in the shed.

Despite his good intentions, the vacuum found himself in damned in Hell. Was it because of his secret sexual appetites?

a guy collecting fish drawings

Master Hand uses Confuse Ray on Ness.

A mafia boss blowing bubblegum.

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