A blue legless chicken lays atop a legless table, which in being held up by a glob of dried blood.

David Bowie as a cat.

David Bowie eating a biscuit.

Goddammit, Britain, don't remind Russia of the time he got his ass butchered by kawaii-desu-desu Japan.

Okay, team. Today I'm introducing a new Titan to the group. Here he is: LITERAL-ROBIN-ROBIN.

A child's own literal shadow turns out to be a sexual predator.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has gone too far with his plans to take over the Earth.

A+ for McDonald's. You go, McDonald's.

Cool Cat McGee.

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John F. Kennedy has arisen from the dead to have revenge on his assassin.

Benedict Cumberbatch as Bilbo Baggins, and Martin Freeman as Smaug.