Can I suck that orange dick?
Sad face that wants me to forincate with myself.
A derpy guy with a 10 gallon hat and a really curly moustache holds up a butterknife and frightens a child who is crying now
E.T. is exhausted after running from a black person.
the pie can FLY!!!
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A trucker is bad at tennis
barack obama declaring to the United States about how much he hates shit
A deranged blue blob vomiting rainbows while a man with parted-hair looks on in terror
a worm finished eating his cheese doodles
A happy cigarette.
A man who seems to be enjoying himself while a purple squid makes itself comfortable on top of his head.
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