This angry penguin is holding a glass of been at an invisible bar.

It's Levi-Oh-sa not Levio-Saaah. Geez pumpkin with wand you really don't get it do you?

This goldfish is either sucking all the watermelon seeds off that watermelon and into his bowl OR he is spitting all the seeds back onto it.

Doodle or Die

An alien talking on the phone in space doesn't notice that comet. THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T CALL AND DRIVE PEOPLE.

This is the friendly button.

A platoon of ants lift an Oreo instructed by their captain ant

One man showing another man a spotty pink asshole.

Jesus is baking some cookies

Doodle or Die

2 penguins flew to the moon, one penguin is telling the other penguin that it can fly... the other one can too if they're both on the moon.

For the love of god just let this acne infested tree die..

New Chain

WEASLEY IS OUR KING, WEASLEY IS OUR KING, HE ALWAYS LETS THE QUAFFLE IN, WEASLEY IS OUR KING!

Austin, Texas.

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