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Your eyes are the ocean. Your breasts are also the ocean.

a blue man is stuck to a strip of candy buttons and he's falling down stairs. i warned you about stairs bro.

DON'T DO IT MAN! DON'T HOLD THAT BOMB FOR THAT SUSPICIOUS LOOKING GUY

the mouse is right outside the door. he's coming for you whether you like it or not. those bricks wont keep him out forever...

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press the damn x to tickle that SWAN

the deformed baby. it is yours now. raise him/her well.

the soldier. he fought hard. but now he's dead.

dadadadadadada circus dadadadadadada afro, circus afro circus afro polka dot polka dot polka dot AFRO

SHREK: oh no no no! dead broad OFF the table

the toaster hates the bowl

guy in yellow rain coat with floating mini fairy shot guy in butt

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