Wildfire is devouring Westeros... the fields are turning to ash. A horseman speeds past camera, flattening a sad sunflower in his wake.

Squid-king mocks you with his eyes.

Man with no feet is arguing with a postbox. He insists that "the Earth is flate".

Shelob, the giant spider, has captured a pig. She stashes it in her magic sack for later use.

Reginald receives the bad news from the Doctor: he has 2 extra fingers on his wanking hand.

A black man steals an Asian slave from a Native American.

Hillary Clinton walks into the room and catches Donald Trump sucking off Bill.

A sad little boy, with a stupid short haircut and no beard, who has no artistic talent or imagination, refuses to cooperate. What a gimp.

One of the Pac-Man ghosts has downed a bottle of vodka, shot up some heroin and hung himself.

Aliens pointing small flags at each other, threatening to eat dogs.

Daddy is torn... "I can only keep one thing: My gold olympic swimming medal, or my toddler."

Angry fish is no craic at all.