A woman in a red dress hands a man a napkin in a bar, he opens it hoping to see her number; it simply says "

A happy man with a plant starting to grow out of his head. He looks a little zombified; perhaps the plant is controlling him?

A man staring out of a window on a rainy day

Shrek stands for life, shark stands for love

"GLOBIE" brand spaghetti with tomato sauce

Fierce looking man flying through city with a jetpack on his back, rescuing tiny, fluffy kittens.

A pink chicken

A multi-coloured, multi-layer trifle/cake/jelly that looks a bit like a castle

ohok! The brave leader of a tribe of American Indians. He is looking rather blue.

It's supposed to be a blue worm, but it kinda looks like a blue hat between a pair of tits XD

An amazing, super shopping bag with the letter G on the front

Go to Google image search. Mash the keyboard with your fist. Draw the first image that you see.