Spiderman is at a skate park with Jesus. Jesus busts some sweet moves, impressing Spiderman greatly.

A bald man claims he was stabbed. I do not believe him because he has a blue snake tongue.

Batman, Sherlock Holmes, and C. Auguste Dupin argue about who is the greatest detective.

Cheese swappers anonymous

Bad sun, no decapitating people!

A man flips over his Super Nintendo in anger that he lacks enough salt

The Union Jack. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves: Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

A donkey wearing a name tag that says Puma is bored beyond belief.

Hipster Easter Bunny makes a child cry

Rick Santorum soliciting votes at McDonalds in the creepiest way possible.

A praying mantis wearing a jacket

Pikachu loves ketchup. And it's still a better love story than Twilight.