A stickman is not impressed with the new iPhone 5

A woman cries so much that the tears gain conscience in the form of a water elemental who tries to console its "mother".

Oh look, someone drew a hat. His mother would be proud at his accomplishment. Plus it's not your lazily drawn one, it has got features.

Hello, 911 Emergency? There's a handsome guy in my bathroom holding some fries! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that - it's just me, Johny Bravo!

WW3 was started by the glorious Grammar Nazis because of a dirty communist misspelling of "what". HEIL SPELLCHECK!

A giraffe, with some degree of relatedness with Woodstock, Snoopy's bird friend.

Tangela the pokemon (#114) gives up untangling its tentacles/ hairs/ wires/ spaghetti noodles.

Congratulation! You won the "Doodle or Die" game! Your prize: A pink menstrual pad, no refunds.

Apparently, Trogdor was a dragon-cat. Living on the moon.

God is showing some of his black sassy side.

Thankless brat is embarrassed by his poor mother, the woman that took care of him for decades asking nothing in return. Ungrateful bastard.

According to the "Color Revision Code" of Doodle or Die, 2012, Ham is a great color.