Dindu nuffin

Big Bird, Bert and Ernie question their sexuality.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU MOTHERFUCKER

Jesus takes Jack Black's job and teaches kids how to both count to eight as well as stop being a bunch of fucking retards.

Anon quickly deletes all the filthy unforgivable loli porn from his phone before he hands it off to his little sister to play Angry Birds.

An Asian/North American hybrid pokes his massive patriotic dong inside a woman, only to realize he's gay for boypussy.

USA finally comes to a logical conclusion for the war in the Middle East

An orange struggles to maintain a constant jet of gastrointestinal gasses in which to stay afloat as it is stranded out at sea.

Mickey Mouse prays his efforts will come to fruition as he reads aloud profane dark mantras summoning the Saviors of All Animation from Hell

A negroid that didn't do anything holds a decapitated head of a man he did not kill, since he was out spreading the word of the Lord.

Don't be a noob, eat Gamer Food™

Anon learns girls don't actually play video games and begins questioning his sexuality.