An award for not trying. I assume this is a message from God telling me to preach more aggressively.

Oh nooo! I will be late for church! (Convert to mormonism)

This seems like a good time to pray to God. I am falling from the sky into a shark's mouth. I'll convert to mormonism now. You should too.

A bear has Satan in its heart. In this sinful rage it beheads a small teddy. Boy.. it's times like these where mormonism sure comes in handy

A flaming house tells Dorothy that she will die. This house seems evil. It probably worships Satan. That would explain a lot. Become mormon.

After seeing this faithful cat, it makes me wonder about my devotion to the lord Jesus Christ. I better go back to the mormon church...

3 puppies that all love the mormon church.

A little girl is playing hockey. She seems happy... Probably because she is faithful to the mormon church... I'm just guessing here...

If you would like to learn more about the lord Jesus Christ, I would be more than happy to invite you into the mormon church. God bless! :)

Cheeky lady is using the computer. Spider calls this lady out for said nature. Convert to mormonism.

A dirty swamp with a rock in it. This rock has writing on it. "Losax" I'll just assume it's a message from Jesus. Convert to mormonism.

Ash is giving you the finger. He has a pokeball in his hand and faith in the lord Jesus Christ in his heart. (Convert to mormonism)