ROXY: omg i kan almsost preview teh metaphoric parins alraedey

John, you can't claim no homo. If we looked into your mind, we would see all the gay fantasies you have. ==> ???: Look into John's mind

Doc Scratch with dynamite on his head saying "Doctor, Who?"

A fantroll name BOOBIE MCTITS is shrugging with a maniacal grin and wait she has big tits and a tiny blue mini skirt

Terezi 3MBR4C1NG two paper fans and an electric fan saying "it's a power ranger suit trust me"

John Egbert and Jade Harley from homestuck as trees.

a ball speaks a different language, except for the phrase "SUPERMAN!"

A female anime character refuses your offer

Kankri stares above him in wonder. "Is the drawing a69ve me triggering?"

Two peas in a pod, bro.

An elephant, frog, arm, soda, basketball, and snake all stand in a line

Let me tell you about Homestuck.