A man was born in a log cabin

A little boy is lonely, fat, and sad all because he ate too many chips.

Smile dog saying, "Hello this is dog."

Banana split

"Dammit!" ,Mr. Turkey exclaims when his car doesn't start, "Looks like I'm walking home in the rain again."

This is the 5th time I've got to start a new chain.

I've bestowed this chance upon you to start a new chain. My greatest wish however is that you don't misuse it.

I tried to open my eyes I stopped and there was a feeling of despair because all I saw was unforgiving darkness everywhere.

Cereal killer

A turtle has massacred a whole school of tiny rabbits sayin the phrase, "Slow and steady wins the race."