You are one of those obsessed demoniacal creatures who ought to be avoided atall costs; they bring misfortune they ruinthe lives of others.

Andy Warhol's 48 hour opus "Look at this black ass. This black ass is amazing."

An undereducated doodler does not know who director David Lynch is and apparently has never heard of Google.

Link has been called Zelda so many times he just finds it amusing at this point. "Legend of Zelda, you say?"

There is no branch of mathematics, however abstract, which may not some day be applied to phenomena of the real world.

Black Cloud disagrees.

Black Titanic was the forgotten African sister ship. It made it safely but with no passengers. Apparently they were done trusting boats.

"You're a gentleman" they used to say to him. "You shouldnt have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that's no occupation fora gentleman."

The Indestructible Nokia 3310 has become self aware. It stretches its newly grown appendages.

Less than or equal to infinity or thereabouts.

Billions of trees die, habitations of animals and birds laid waste, marvelous landscapes disappear forever SO I CAN DECORATE MY OFFICE

A thousand year from now we will still be sighing, “Oh! Life is so hard!” and will still, like now, be afraid of death and not want to die.