a pumpkin with a homophobic slur carved into it ):

a zombie cat walks around at night. he has a cut in his side, leaving a trail of blood. i can see some of his bones, and also his butthole

a mermaid is holding the sun (which has eyes for some reason and is a square) while a confused cactus man tries to punch it in the fish tail

"You're interrupting our circlejerk!"

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a pig in a police hat is trying to stop a bank robbing ninja, but he's too fast!

the girl with pink hair and a purple dress is holding the hand of the girl with purple hair and a pink dress. FUN!

the bear farted itself awake. the fart was so strong that it was propelled into the air.

some guy is pointing a gun at joker's ghost. the joker is saying, "y so srs?"

a frenchman with a cat for a face and a question mark for an eye

an anime girl is really excited to wake up!

a peanut with a tophat and monacle is doing pushups on top of a TV? it doesn't have legs so its lower half is just floating in the air

a retarded kid notices the giant piece of cheese that has been sitting next to him. he is holding a blue crayon

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