Video game addict goes outside for the first time in 4 months. He be flippin' out.
Checks mixed
Energizer Bunny: Still going.
Draw me a scene from the eyes of an ant.
COOKIE JAR... Except not really cookies. Just a stupid jar.
Harry Potter puts on a poor disguise (why bother? he's got the cloak...) to steal Sun-Lady-Gaga's baby, but she catches the rascally thief.
The laziest color blindness test.
Santa does not have any candy for the trick-or-treater.
The man hit himself in the face with a tennis racket, so now he bleeds.
It's a BOY!!! Oh wait. Actually, its it's a rotting pickle.
On a seemingly deserted island, an iphone rests in a tree near the grave of the Krusty Krab.
Hulk pets a kitty and assures it that it is good.