Two faceless men hover over the face of the water, both armed to the teeth: one has a gun larger than his head, the other a shopping basket.

Gordon Freeman dons a brown sombrero and attempts to hide his American identity by speaking mangled Spanish.

Gritty cigar-smoking cat replaces Clippy as Microsoft Word's help avatar.

"TWO OLD WIZARDS" are cowering in the dark, but R starts spouting gibberish.

This man is depressed because his eyes are Pokeballs, his nose is a foot, and his mouth is an electrified mushroom.

The Eternity Cheetoh stretches through time and space, viewing all life as pointless vanity.

A confused piglet whose tail is too fat.

Old Aborigine named Ir attempts to find his way back home, despite being naked and possessing vividly red nipples.

A young man in trunks on a diving board realizes that his Fruit by the Foot won't save him were he to drown in the chlorinated waters.

A pink cat that sat in marshmallow creme is enamored of a brown pile that is MOST CERTAINLY NOT POO.

After killing Caesar, Brutus donned his turtle and cape, grabbed his bloody knife, and handed out presents to children as "Rape Man."

Freshly baked brownies! But are they... EVIL?