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macho man randy savage snaps into somebody's face

a mustached man is confused when god accuses him of rape

two friends compare turds. one is significantly bigger than the others. this makes one of them feel inadequate.

a stickman kills himself after sprawling out the message "ASDA"

nic cage is given the bees. NOT THE BEESSSS.

a man goes into convulsions after eating a doritos locos taco. new from taco bell.

Doodle or Die

a shark furry with a huge ass.

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godzilla writes his memoir about how he's struggled being a little girl trapped inside a lizard's body

Doodle or Die

bride of frankenstein's monster is left at the alter

an alien piloting the kool aid main looks over an canyon of destruction. the only words that he can think to say is "fuck."

a minotaur discovers that you can get high off your own feces

Doodle or Die

one mountain tells the other that she is acting just like her mother

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