A mildly attractive "hoe" realises Twilight isn't all it's cracked up to be and is heard to exclaim "Whatever the fudge"

GIANT toaster

A.D.I.D.A.S

A man runs away from a life raft

An angel has lost his keys and is locked out of heaven

Windows are not allowed to shoot pears here

A rainbow does a poop

The two guys from mythbusters getting busted by a myth

Kurt Cobain depressed because he sold out

A pile of vomit smiles at a lamp

Colonel Sanders eating a subway, he looks ashamed and guilty

"I said ping-pong balls, not King Kongs balls!"