Doodle or Die

arthur bought two hambgurger chairs last night and as soon as he woke up in full uniform he instantly regrets his entire life

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oh god mcdonalds burnt down alfred stay calm man you can do this

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oh man hre killed an eggplant

who? ???? ???

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austria makes some cake. hungary is feigning surprise

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russia suffers electrocution... however, he electrocutes the chair instead

"how many licks does it take to get to the center of canada's car???" alfred asks. the really rad bird claims "17."

germany watching some poor guy burn and weeping manly weeps

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china and zacharie on a roller coaster, china's shouting happy Chinese jargon, zacharie is vomiting

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gerita

france is naked???

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england is dressed like a pretty convincing baby. russia rocks him to sleep while singing lullabys

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