A red dog with white stripes in a bed exclaims hey

Check yaself before wrecking yaself ya hear?

New Chain

God tells Adam how much of a disappointment he is

Man has the weight of the world on his back, but he really needs to pee.

His dinosaur parents are disappointed in him for wearing human clothes.

A flirtatious turd daring you to flush it

Doodle or Die

Slave radishes dreaming of a better life

A black man doing a jig and a green man doing a one armed handstand

It's an invisible man in a room with no light. Your eyes are also closed as you see this.

A flashlight with an eye in it is shining on a cloud with an eye in it

Google what is a man

A 13 year old on xbox live

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