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"12/10 Greatest game ever conceived by man. Also buy some Doritos™ and Mountain Dew™" - IGN "Big boobies" - Tom Preston

THOMAS THE ETERNAL DEATH ENGINE

Black squiggles on top of brown blob with yellow squiggles and oh god I need to put my glasses on

Anthropomorphic muffin contained in yellow wrapper has a boner and is spouting oxymorons.

PC master race informs console peasant of his superiority.

"10/10 master peace" - IGN "It's all I could have hoped for" - Tameem "...you can climb it too" - Todd Howard

Confused man hailing from the holy empire of Britain expresses his doubt of your motives.

DORITO™ Man is heartbroken at the death of his brother, MOUNTAIN DEW™ Man.

Batman discovers that someone has made off with his DORITOS™ and MOUNTAIN DEW™.

Solaire's object of worship dislikes Wario's polar opposite.

Martin the friendly cheese becomes a bit of a ruffian once he encounters Leroy the lactose intolerant.