Popsicle attack!

The shadow of Mickey Mouse after someone cut off his legs and arms.

4 out of 5 dentists recommend brushing with a dull knife.

Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook and generally being a cunt.

Jesus didn't die for our sins. He died of pneumonia.

Big Bird assassinates Lincoln.

Stupid cloud. You're a cloud, you can't talk.

Heavenly wine and roses seem to whisper to her when he smiles.

Angry men dressed as Facebook and Google+ knife-fight to the death. Facebook wins!

Half man, half giraffe. And he's on the Internet!

Satan can't sleep because he's awake.

Blind banana had an accident.