A rotten tomato mercilessly drives a truck into a family of ducks. What a dick.

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Mitt Romney guns down Big Bird in cold blood.

A stereotypical stoner does something unexpected.

Artwork on display at "The Museum of Poor Craftsmanship."

A hypnotizing finger. How original.

That is one pissed off light bulb. You best respect his authoritah.

The golden shoe of destiny has found a new owner... will s/he use its powers for good or evil??!?

A black man sees a therapist over his dreams about being ordered to kill people by a tasty watermelon.

A rich asshole pretends to help poor people at a soup kitchen for his political photo-op.

A big green ogre tries desperately to take a shit... but(t) can't.

A ghost made out of blue toothpaste tries to flee the attack of a black man who has just taken the mask off of his Grimace costume.

Peter Griffin with a beard full of birds.

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