After numerous surgeries, thousands of dollars, and many bad arguments, the girl has become a pure blob of Kawaii. She did not survive.

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The Night declares his identity, oblivious to the grievous injury dealt to his right arm.

This is the question. Where is the answer? Unless we commit ourselves as a species to the understanding of our universe, we will never know.

Man is skeptical of the twenty nine foot long subway sandwich laid before him.

A man says to another man; "I do say indeed, this is one fine piece of pussy if I do say so myself!"

A man relives the night of the horrible bacon tree, who in one night, single-handedly destroyed New York in one delicious attack.

I will make you into a great nation, and I will bless you; I will make your name great, and you will be a blessing

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Banana makes friends with sir Shitenheimer

A banana wins the lottery

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