The sound of a fart in the morning.

A rat man finds 2 trees kissing and declares it a miracle.

Someone puts a stick of dynamite in cupids back.

A picture of a broken chain "I'm going to chain-break,.... sorry" :( You didn't have to break the chain, man... you didn't have to.

Scene pegasus says "FML" Looks to be bleeding from a chest wound.

Got grass stains on the knees of my blue fishnet pantyhose.

:( Dog has succumbed to the pressures of being hot and has gotten implants. Must have been discount boobs cus one is bigger than the other.

Cyclops is sexy and he knows it! Look at that body! :o

Blindfolded zombie lesbian holds a tube of green lipstick.

A dejected Batman has lost meaning to his life and now works for Hot Topic.

Masturbating man is shocked that he's ejaculating apples.

Some naked chick rolling around in a field of flowers.

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