A giant green bean hopes that he has enough wrapping paper for his octopus.

An alien picks his nose but a at least he is not a communist.

You can pay $2000 for a tennis shoe or $5 for Florida on it's side.

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The fox has questions.

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I woman who took sleeping pills finds herself alone in a hotel parkinglot, locked out of her room, wearing only her pink flannel robe.

Nike's new spokes-model decapitates a blonde girl.

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amorous woman tickles man's foot with a feather

teenage mutant ninja crabs

Being banned from Pokeman makes a human happy.

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