awesome guy with a beard and a sword saying, "Sorry ladies, I'm taken."

a pirate singing some song

okay draw whatever you want.

Harry potter, but if he was a potato

a demon biting open a vase

Obama speaks English. Members of the Illuminati probably also speak English. COINCIDENCE!? I THINK NOT.

the sun in the sky but with bad glasses and kinda looks like it's in its 30s

a tree with music notes on its branches

Too slow

the Scout from TF2 shouting "Sandvich," possibly since he just stole it from the Heavy

some guy with a Mohawk, probably from Avatar the last Air bender.

A piece of bread that has gotten stage 4 bread cancer.