Rabbits turn black when they are disappointed. Happy rabbits are oblivious to this phenomenon.

Gnomes suck at Quidditch.

A very encouraging condom

A drawing is disappointed in its creator.

Smoking makes cats irritable.

A prostitute sits her client down to read to him from her favorite book, simply titled "Anal." The client seems displeased.

The thunderhead is pleased.

The bravest bird of them all

A hasty generalization and a cup of lukewarm tea

As a man prepares to hide the corpse of his dead wife, both he and his sentient briefcase think to hide her stash of money.

A tasteful grey shirt is assaulted by a gnarled and broken coat hanger.